A Sweet Deal

I never go to Teppanyaki joints because after the meal, I will become a walking sniff meter of my lunch/ dinner.
Smell like food. Ewww, never.
Ah. But in life, it’s difficult to make absolute claims because, you never know when never turns into ever.
To cut the long story short, I bought some Dessert Treats products from Jessica Simpson’s range of beauty products. I do not admire her as an entertainer but I am someone who cannot resist scent-sational stuff.

Some are plain mistakes: Like her Candy Perfume. Double yucks.

But I love the smell of the Butterscotch Toffee Shimmering Hair & Body Spray (2nd one from right).
It smells like Swenson’s butterscotch ice-cream topped with smooth sweet caramel. I sprayed some on my hand and went into Aileen’s room. Her nose is the very ‘INSENSTIVE’. She can’t smell shit for nuts even if a dog were to leave a ‘present’ in her room. But then, she turned and eyed me suspiciously before commenting “What’s that smell?”

See, food draws people. To be more accurate, pleasant sweet dessert scents attract. When I put my mouth to my hand, it tasted sweet. Her products are all edible and without alcohol.
Yikes. There I go licking myself like a cat. This is something to keep hunger at bay and it’s a handy thing to feed my sugar cravings. Luckily, no ants climb onto me.

Another favourite: “Strawberry Sorbet” perfume. Smells like strawberry shortcake. And tastes just as yummy. The downside to her stuff is that the scents do not last long and they are a tad sticky on the skin.